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Contrary to popular belief, the company known as Evilflix is not dead. When reached for comment, company founders Wayne Burgess and Scott Swan confirmed they are hard at work making their next movie. The two are currently operating out of a room at the Daisy Inn in Kissimmee, Florida.

“We had some troubles,” Swan said while avoiding eye contact. “But that’s all sorted out now.”

“Our new shit is gonna knock the poop out of all your asses,” Burgess injected with total confidence. “If you like hot pussy getting murdered, then you’re really gonna love our new shit.”

The two auteurs of modern trash cinema then jumped into a car and sped away.  Any way you slice it, this is good news for fans of underground movies.

Scott Swan Wayne Burgess
Scott Swan  and Wayne Burgess


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